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A boy who is stuck up, head too far up his ass, and trash at football. His head is really long & he licks balls & sucks dick for a living. He’ll say things that he thinks hurt your feelings when they really didn’t 😂. Gets beat up at lunch, and thinks he’s still cool for it🥺. This boy goes to Wyoming Valley West. He’ll lick your balls in the back of class for 50 cents. !! 🤑
“Wow, J’von is a scummy fag. Ayo Elijah, best his ass again!”
J’von by Igotohanoverarea September 22, 2019
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J-von • j’von • J'vone • j'vontay • J’Vonna • JVONATE • Jvonn • Jvonne • Jvonta • Jvonte
J'Von is a big strong man. Usually a football player. A funny ass guy who loves women and football.

Huge cock
Damn why can I be J'Von
J'Von by DaddyLeggy March 14, 2017
Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.
" Its a blimp! Its a crane! No! It's J-von! "

Student: sir I need help
Jvon: Get Out.
J-von by dan444448 September 18, 2011
A ugly short neck rolls having bitch. He usually is kinda lightskin with lots of flubber and rolls. He likes to eat, gets mad at tiny things(probably because he has one), and annoying.
Omg he so angry and short he must be a J'von.
J'von by Herbal join November 19, 2023

j'vontay 

J'vontay is a kid who goes to Rolesville high, he look like 21 savage and he smoke alot and his girlfriend is chanel. 21 21 21, pew pew pew.
Hey have you seen J'vontay??

Yeah, I seen 21 at lunch.
j'vontay by tymir the fboi December 20, 2016

J’Vonna 

Jvonna big boned and big heart ♥️ she make people laugh when they have a rainy day

This beautiful girl has everything

Her name is Jvonna
J’Vonna Is the funniest person I’ve ever met the loudest person I’ve ever met and the big hearted person I ever met.
J’Vonna by Jv money 💵 June 24, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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