4 definitions by dan444448

Lazy persons excuse for a workout.Usually involves sitting on a sofa or reclining chair while watching television or playing video games.Most often involving a group of people.
Jim:yo Mitch wanna go run around the track?
Mitch:No,I'd rather do some Fuck'em Funs with Joel.
by dan444448 July 11, 2009
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Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.
" Its a blimp! Its a crane! No! It's J-von! "

Student: sir I need help
Jvon: Get Out.
by dan444448 September 17, 2011
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A handjob, but with boost.
Adam: I received a boost handjob last night.
Pete: Sweet.
by dan444448 November 8, 2016
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Some trash or other
by dan444448 November 16, 2016
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