J LU 

A person who has a volumed brain, but is unaware to common surroundings. They also are born with abnormally mammoth konkey that keeps them off balanced in the attempt to trot.

Girl - " Why is that kid attempting to Trot "
Boy- " O thats normal he just has J LU "
Girl - " Does he have a third leg??? "
Boy - " No thats his mammoth konkey "
Girl - " I'm going to go meet him "
Boy - " Bad move, he's unaware of common surroundings"

J LU by ROBERT BANGTANG May 15, 2008

J-Lube 

A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.

I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.

Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience

J-Lube by ButtSexLvr April 18, 2006

J-Lub 

In the Cincinnati area, specifically Newport, one who masturbates very frequently.

Man I'm so horny I'm gonna pull a J-Lub.

J-Lub by Pedro Von Escobar March 22, 2007

J-Luv 

Hott Girl who is Ballin as Hell and Is a Badass usually wit a name starting wit a "J"

M-Dawg:Hey J-Luv what you been up to?

Jennifer:Notin Much

J-Luv by WM-Dawg March 28, 2008

j-lure 

pronounced ja-lure

to ravage them sexually

you totally j-lured that cute little freshman the other night

j-lure by bindiflavored September 23, 2009

j lube

lubricant used by vets, also used for fisting

hey, man! put a bit of j lube in that asshole and get your hand deep in

j lube by Churlos April 21, 2006

J-Lutz Ride or Die 

a slogan for a gang started at a Bensalem Prep school. no meetings or initiations what-so-ever. just some thing to yell in the hall ways.

who needs L-Town when u can join J-Lutz Ride or Die.

J-Lutz Ride or Die by cantthinkofagoodname69 January 6, 2012