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To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
J Date by DK Garden May 18, 2018
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An online Jewish Dating Service.
"I got a J-date in an hour."
J-date by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004
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An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
J-Date by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018
An internet meeting service, development for the "jewish" men and women of the world.
I met my soul mate... His name is "Jason" and he is such a catch... 6'2 and unemployeed. I AM IN LOVE!!!
jdate by Gottcha-2 July 14, 2003
A poor and pathetic means of meeting your "soul" mate via the internet. Or another means of meeting a sucker!
Some of my single friends that can't get laid are using this lame electronic dating service.
jdate by Gottcha June 23, 2003
1. One who goes on dates he/she met on jdate
2. Someone who constantly searches profiles on the jewish dating service jdate
I've met my last three boyfriends on the internet.
Wow you are such a jdater
jdater by Ben Faulding January 9, 2006
The Based giga Chad top laner for the Farmington River Hawks League of Legends team. He is Awesome and Swag and the Best Player of all time. #OrnnGangFoLife!!!!!
This Jdatec guy is The Based giga Chad top laner for the Farmington River Hawks League of Legends team. He is Awesome and Swag and the Best Player of all time. #OrnnGangFoLife!!!!!
JDATEC by Jdatec July 18, 2022
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