Itzali

Itzali is a very sweet person who’s gorgeous and has everybody head turning. When you usually first meet her you think she’s a bitch but in all total reality she’s an amazing person who values her friends ,family and their lover’s emotions, she’s a very loving and passionate person when it comes to love even though so much she forgets to love her self and realize the wrongs in the relationships but cares to much for that person and tries to keep that relationship. Overall she’s a great person but sometimes doesn’t pick the best options when it comes to picking a decision.

“Itzali is so gorgeous!!”

by Markdee March 23, 2025

Itzali

Itzali is a very sweet person who’s gorgeous and has everybody head turning. When you usually first meet her you think she’s a bitch but in all total reality she’s an amazing person who values her friends ,family and their lover’s emotions, she’s a very loving and passionate person when it comes to love even though so much she forgets to love her self and realize the wrongs in the relationships but cares to much for that person and tries to keep that relationship. Overall she’s a great person but sometimes doesn’t pick the best options when it comes to picking a decision.

“I can say for sure that itzali is a good person”

by Markdee March 23, 2025

Itzali

Itzali is a very sweet person who’s gorgeous and has everybody head turning. When you usually first meet her you think she’s a bitch but in all total reality she’s an amazing person who values her friends ,family and their lover’s emotions, she’s a very loving and passionate person when it comes to love even though so much she forgets to love her self and realize the wrongs in the relationships but cares to much for that person and tries to keep that relationship. Overall she’s a great person but sometimes doesn’t pick the best options when it comes to picking a decision.

“Itzali is such a beautiful face and nice person.”

by Markdee March 23, 2025

Italian hangover

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021