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ittori
Vittoria without the first and last letter, A boss ass bitch, who’s nudes are the best, probably has committed crimes, and is baddie without a daddy
ittori by inthemoodofvitt May 29, 2020
itar
a tar which you are diped in, once hardened replaces your skin for a much harder almost exoskeleton like shell.
Itar can replace many everyday things like clothes, body armour, its weather proof, and comes in a slick black finish like this shit is nice, slick black finish you be like shwooosh shwooo its like my hair slick black. anyways itar is the future. the only side effect is that your body underneath the itar becomes slightly gelatinous.
Itar can replace many everyday things like clothes, body armour, its weather proof, and comes in a slick black finish like this shit is nice, slick black finish you be like shwooosh shwooo its like my hair slick black. anyways itar is the future. the only side effect is that your body underneath the itar becomes slightly gelatinous.
vin diesel uses itar, enough said!
InTard
*guy 1 "did you hear that Ryans cousin Brook is an inbread"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"
InTard by Rad Chad09 April 10, 2023
itard
One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
itard by roflskates March 3, 2007
iTard
iTard by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007
iTard
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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