Greg is the strongest
army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live
forever.
(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of
Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest
army on the internet. You will be
immortal if you join Greg. The only
thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.