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Itpit by Sherlock XII June 13, 2025
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When one watches too many episodes of CSI (Las Vegas, New York, or the terrible Miami). The subject may start to investigate clues that he or she sees on a daily basis. Can lead to dilusional thoughts like whether or not someone is stalking you, whether or not Mrs. Jenkin's cat was murdered, or that you will be wrongly convicted of a murder because you left a fingerprint on your remote control.
csi-ititis by Erikitalo January 11, 2008
ITtitude
A high level attitude common among many Information Technology personnel, technical support, software developers and similar professions. It is usually demonstrated by a great deal of arrogance, condescension, a propensity to offer insult and a strong emotional response to any perceived suggestion that a given problem is the result of an issue within 'their' code / network / database / realm of influence.
This attitude has been previously acknowledged in pop culture but never specifically defined (see Nick Burns, Saturday Night Live).
This attitude has been previously acknowledged in pop culture but never specifically defined (see Nick Burns, Saturday Night Live).
Vendor: "We've traced an communication issue between our application servers and your environment using Fiddler / Wireshark. It looks like there may be a problem with your proxy or firewall blocking specific files from our domain."
IT Rep (ITtitude): "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Network. We are not having similar problems with other vendor software. Our proxy servers are configured based on industry standards and our local security policies. I refuse to entertain the possibility that an issue lies on my network. Please go back to your systems administrator and pursue a solution to this issue from your end."
User: Now I'm trying to do this quarterly and I can't get the stupid email attachment to open at all.
Nick Burns (ITtitude): Hmmm...it's the email that's stupid, not you..right?
IT Rep (ITtitude): "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Network. We are not having similar problems with other vendor software. Our proxy servers are configured based on industry standards and our local security policies. I refuse to entertain the possibility that an issue lies on my network. Please go back to your systems administrator and pursue a solution to this issue from your end."
User: Now I'm trying to do this quarterly and I can't get the stupid email attachment to open at all.
Nick Burns (ITtitude): Hmmm...it's the email that's stupid, not you..right?
ITtitude by Crotchrocket April 30, 2013
Itkitt
The name of the great grandson of the Goddess of the Sun, Amaterasu Okami, the ancestor of the Royal Family of Japan.
Itkitt is supposedly a royal of Japan.
Itkitt is supposedly a royal of Japan.
Itkitt is my friend.
Itkitt by CherubielReign October 16, 2016
Itsita
Best girl friend who we usually want to fuck the shit out of them. It works for Itsito as the guy who wants to do it and Itsita as the girl who wont let it happen.
Girl: hey bestie what's up
Guy: Damn Itsita you look hot on those pants I feel like raping you ;)
Boy: oh shut up Itsito -.-
Guy: Damn Itsita you look hot on those pants I feel like raping you ;)
Boy: oh shut up Itsito -.-
Itsita by Munchisito October 6, 2012