When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.
Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.
by ~ryguy~ June 02, 2005
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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by Jenn November 24, 2004
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