tork

When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.

Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.

by ~ryguy~ June 9, 2005

tork

From the foreign for "talk". Foreign meaning typed english in a generic "foreign" accent.

"wod u tork, ithid?" >> "What you talk, idiot?" >>> "Hi, how are you/what's up, idiot?"

by spaceship June 11, 2006

tork

When you try to Ctrl-v something you've copied but accidentally Ctrl-c again.

Can you Ctrl-v that there?
Oh no.. I torked.

by realDeveloper August 27, 2019

tork

To leave qiuckly; to go

Shit, the cops are coming.. we gotta tork!
K, let's tork.
I'm gunna tork to the store.

by Jenn November 24, 2004

tork

it means to go and if u r me and or alysa everthing..a insult most of the time

TORK U!
ur such a tork
thats tork

by Sarah the great December 14, 2004

tork

tork;
to gain more powar from your car.
plugs an leedz often give this.

"hi, im looking for some basic tuning ideas"

"u shud get sum plugs an leedz,dey giv u maybe 20hpbs and even mayb 56flbst tork"

by whatalad February 15, 2005

tork

a person with no soul

you are such a tork

he was a tork

you are a tork

by yeahbecusstuff July 24, 2018