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describes shnoobs that have been worn down on one side of the heal, creating an italic finish.
goddamn!! my shnoobs, they have slowly fallen into an italic state.
italic by MC Boonge August 13, 2003
A slur for someone with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome - their joints are all jacked up so they cant stand straight and just lean over like italics
Look at that dirty Italic over there - wonky ass looking bitch can’t even sit straight
Italic by Wonka_Boi August 2, 2025

Italic sarcasm 

using caps or italics to indicate heavy sarcasm on instant messenger. When used in person, a high pitched voice and excessive head nodding is used to denote the intended italic sarcasm.
NcStateMark: Dude you're such a loser shutup.
Bosoxfanatic220: Mark. HAS FRIENDS.
NcStateMark: NOT RACIST.
Bosoxfanatci220: TALL.
NcStateMark: GOOD USE OF ITALIC SARCASM.
Italic sarcasm by Sawyer April 27, 2006

Italic sarcasm 

Italic sarcasm is saying a statement with a heavy sarcasm on words such as she, he, that, not and other major words (a higher pitched voice than usual is also necessary to get full effect). It is usually used to make fun of people, primarily in comebacks. When trying to use this style of speaking on aim, one usually puts the sarcastic word in italics or caps.
Sitting in Spanish class...

Mark: Hey Matt you suck at Spanish.
Matt: oh YOU'VE got friends.
Mark: NOT gay
Matt: BALLS

Observers: Wow, Matt and Mark having a pretty bad italic sarcasm fight.
Italic sarcasm by Sawyer Hicks April 9, 2006

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.