Islandman: A Caucasian male, usually 20 to 35, sometimes doubling as a Trustafarian, who inhabits various Caribbean islands, especially St. John, USVI. Usually recently arrived, they sport tanned skin, a relaxed attitude, claim to know everything about the island they inhabit, have little real knowledge about said island or its people, dress intentionally down, smoke excessive amounts of marijuana, and are generally parasitic in nature. If they work, most often this is as some type of "guide", charter boat hand, or possibly "bartender" who can open a beer, or mix a rum and coke, but beyond two ingredients is useless. They usually don't hold jobs very long and expect great tips.
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Background: A hobbit like man named Grant was sat balanced precuriously on two desk chairs when he glanced at the people in the room and uttered the words "shit man I'm islanding!"
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A penisula just of larne. famous for brownsbay beach, the gobbins, and ballylumford power station , home to some of the biggest gob shites in northern ireland no night life vertually no women, have to drive 6 miles before u get to civilisation, the best thing ever to come out of islandmagee is a road,
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(watch out) a hoe that will give you what ever you want ( such as nudes)
she is just someone you cant not have as a friend and girlfriend cause she will be a hoe for sure.
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