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Islandia 

Is a person who will take your man in a blink of an eye...
(watch out) a hoe that will give you what ever you want ( such as nudes)
she is just someone you cant not have as a friend and girlfriend cause she will be a hoe for sure.
''Oh it was islandia in the boys bathroom?''
Words you can keep

Islanding 

when your stuck in the middle of a busy room when there is no ash tray to be found ! .... and you just simply cant be arsed getting up to get one !

Background: A hobbit like man named Grant was sat balanced precuriously on two desk chairs when he glanced at the people in the room and uttered the words "shit man I'm islanding!"
"SHIT MAN I AM ISLANDING HERE .... someone chuck us an ash tray for christ sakes"

Islandmagee 

A penisula just of larne. famous for brownsbay beach, the gobbins, and ballylumford power station , home to some of the biggest gob shites in northern ireland no night life vertually no women, have to drive 6 miles before u get to civilisation, the best thing ever to come out of islandmagee is a road,
john: fancy headin to islandmagee the nite?

joe: hahahahahahahaha gooden
Islandmagee by the cheese eater January 27, 2011

Islandic dragon 

Whilst a person is engaged in conversation with another person, one of the involved turns his/hers head during conversation, and pukes. Preferebly in the opposite direction of yours, but definitely not a must.

In rare cases, the person that vomits tries to finish the conversation after said vomiting. That is the sign that you are beholding a Grand Islandic Dragon.
"Hey dude, anything cool happened at the cray fish party last night?"

- "Nah, but I saw this dude pull off the islandic dragon in front of another dude. A bloody miracle he didn't get any on the dude's shoes, dude was spraying like a motherfucker."
Islandic dragon by Ankitori April 19, 2013

Islandman 

Islandman: A Caucasian male, usually 20 to 35, sometimes doubling as a Trustafarian, who inhabits various Caribbean islands, especially St. John, USVI. Usually recently arrived, they sport tanned skin, a relaxed attitude, claim to know everything about the island they inhabit, have little real knowledge about said island or its people, dress intentionally down, smoke excessive amounts of marijuana, and are generally parasitic in nature. If they work, most often this is as some type of "guide", charter boat hand, or possibly "bartender" who can open a beer, or mix a rum and coke, but beyond two ingredients is useless. They usually don't hold jobs very long and expect great tips.
No wonder this painkiller is disgusting, Islandman was too busy mansplaining the island to pay attention to the drink he's supposed to be making!
Islandman by VIJB May 20, 2021

islanditity 

the measure of how island like a land mass is
the two friends discussed the islanditity of the combined landmass of North and South America
islanditity by Thomas the ruthless August 29, 2006

islandic penguin 

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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