Islandman: A Caucasian male, usually 20 to 35, sometimes doubling as a Trustafarian, who inhabits various Caribbean islands, especially St. John, USVI. Usually recently arrived, they sport tanned skin, a relaxed attitude, claim to know everything about the island they inhabit, have little
real knowledge about said island or its people, dress intentionally down, smoke excessive amounts of
marijuana, and are generally parasitic in nature. If they
work, most often this is as some type of "guide", charter boat hand, or possibly "bartender" who can open a beer, or mix a rum and coke, but beyond two ingredients is
useless. They usually don't hold jobs very long and expect great tips.
No wonder this painkiller is
disgusting, Islandman was too busy mansplaining the
island to pay attention to the
drink he's supposed to be making!