Noncey

A word used to describe a paedophile of children.
commonly used in R.E lessons.

'Who's a noncey?'

by Willy Moogam May 01, 2010

Noncey

A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse

Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey

by CaliManDan January 01, 2021

Noncey Boomer

A cross between a nonce and a boomer

“That Jordan Garbutt is a noncey boomer”

by Braders_strange November 11, 2019

Noncey tash

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason

Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks

by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Noncey

When it feels like theres a nonce in the room

Guy 1: Man, Why the hell does it feel noncey right now?

Guy 2: Cuz there is one here

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Noncey

Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey

Alex is noncey

by NextJen June 29, 2025

Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.

"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"

by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023