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A word used to describe a paedophile of children.
commonly used in R.E lessons.
'Who's a noncey?'
Noncey by Willy Moogam May 1, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse
Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey
Noncey by CaliManDan January 1, 2021
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When it feels like theres a nonce in the room
Guy 1: Man, Why the hell does it feel noncey right now?

Guy 2: Cuz there is one here
Noncey by anonymous September 15, 2020
Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey
Alex is noncey
Noncey by NextJen June 29, 2025

Noncey Boomer 

A cross between a nonce and a boomer
“That Jordan Garbutt is a noncey boomer”
Noncey Boomer by Braders_strange November 11, 2019

Noncey tash 

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason
Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks
Noncey tash by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Noncey tea 

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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