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Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.
Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

this is sex 

Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:

this is sex
this is sex by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

why sex is like bikes

1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye

This is your sex sound 

A hand game starting off at the thumb, counting off fingers until you get to the pinky. At "sound," you bend back the pinky as hard as you can and the sound that your friend makes is the sound they will make during sex. Popular with the teen crowd, can sometimes result in broken pinkies.
"Hey, can I see your hand?"
"Sure dude, what for?"
"This" thumb "is" pointer "your" middle "sex" ring "sound" pinky
"OOOWWW MY GODD! DUDE!"

- "This is your sex sound" nuff said.

sex is on fire 

When someone is particularly attractive. Derived from the popular Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire".
Damn, her sex is on fire.
sex is on fire by caibzlin7Q February 25, 2009