is on my D!

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1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

is on my D! by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

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wtf is on my dick

when u have sex with a chick and look at your dick and realize theres blood on it because that chick has her period

Hey Laura, wtf is on my dick?

wtf is on my dick by danielballer2 January 17, 2009

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My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud

Feeling good; rejoicing in good fortune

1) A-Hey Carl! I heard you passed your final exams with flying color

B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!

2) A-You are not the father.

B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud by VintageTroll February 10, 2013

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Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A part of the series lost

Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Derpyp September 19, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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