3 definitions by Mah Pie

1. A turket is a large automatic firing turkey turret.
Holy shit! A turket just shot down my car!
by Mah Pie November 23, 2011
1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!
by Mah Pie November 21, 2011
It's been a rough day. You spilled yogurt on your shirt, your car wouldn't start, and your significant other still hates you. Thinking it's all over, you walk inside, greeted by a wall of bullshit.

"So you can stay home to wash yogurt out of your clothes, but when I need someone to help me move my racist grandma into the nursing home, you're 'busy all week.'"
"Bae I'm sorry I had lunch with my boss and wasn't on fleek."
"You work at Domino's."
by Mah Pie August 12, 2016