When a man waits until everyone is asleep, secretly masturbates, and ejaculates over the face of an unsuspecting victim. The facial is then left to dry, and by morning the load results in a mask resembling the face of a robot in the cult classic movie, 'iRobot'.
Dude 1: ''Dude, I totally gave that chick an iRobot last night!''
Dude 2: ''Woahh, that's totally sweet dude!''
Adjective describing the situation when one expresses opposition to something that he or she has enabled in the past, usually for political gains or popularity points.
Romney says he's so against gay marriage, but it was legalized in Massachusetts when he was governor. Dude, that's so iromnic.
An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.
Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.
a 9ja slang used by warris (an area in Nigeria) when trying to send a coded message to one another...it simply means use your head, be smart with your gameplan.
Hey shadow, how did you get in without paying?
o boy, na iroro men.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!