Irmo, South Carolina is a nice place to grow up, if you like being bored. There is Harbison and Lake Murray and that is about it. Irmo is in the middle of the Bible Belt so you know people don't have as much fun as they can... Great place to raise kids though!
An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.
Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.