iRobot

When a man waits until everyone is asleep, secretly masturbates, and ejaculates over the face of an unsuspecting victim. The facial is then left to dry, and by morning the load results in a mask resembling the face of a robot in the cult classic movie, 'iRobot'.

Dude 1: ''Dude, I totally gave that chick an iRobot last night!''
Dude 2: ''Woahh, that's totally sweet dude!''

by King Papi October 12, 2020

iRobot

One reason why Will Smith is legend.

Will Smith is so bad ass in iRobot.

YOUR SO FUCKING RIGHT!

by christian flores October 17, 2008

iRobot

When a man ejaculates over a partners face and leaves the semen to set, thus creating a ‘mask’ resembling the faces of the robots in the film, iRobot

Anna: My boyfriend totally gave me an iRobot last night, it was sweet !

by King Papi October 12, 2020

iRobot

A subclass of iShit. An overpriced robot with a crappy logo but no functionality.

Alpha: Dude, so I hear they're coming out with an iRobot.

Beta: I totally iWant that!

Alpha: Yeah, I also want a robot with no functionality that costs twenty times more than my car!

by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008

i robot

a movie whos sentimental value got destroyed for putting in 5 advertisements in a 10 minute period.
the onlt thing it had in commoon with the book is the title.

I don't know why, but after the movie I came out of the theater wanting to buy a pair of Converse shoes (vintage 2004), have them delivered to my local FedEx station, drive my MV Augusta SPR motorcycle to pick them up, stop by the shop to have my new JVC CD player installed in my Audi, pick up a couple of Dos Equis on my way home, wash it down with an Ovaltine and then invest what money I have left into a mutual fund with Prudential Life Insurance.

by Afronight October 11, 2004

IRCBot Hacking

Using an un urban dictionary bot to do this:
QUIT :im gay

!ud IRCBot Hacking
Bot has quit (im gay)

by MITMthisshit March 22, 2017

I Robot

A mature adult film watched by underaged children and do not want the female population or adult population to find out that they have watched the film.

The guys watch a Cathouse movie on HBO and the girls later asked what movie the guys watched that night. The guys responded by saying "I Robot."

by monkey boy 3 January 16, 2006