Invis-a-Jizz

The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.

Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible

Invis-a-Jizz by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009

invisajizz 

the product of airjerking.

Laura: That guy was so hot! When I saw him I airjerked for like five minutes.
Gina: DUDE I KNOW. When I saw him I airjerked and then invisajizzed all over your dashboard... sorry.

invisajizz by HarrisonHeezay August 27, 2009

invisajizz 

jizz that is invisable, cant be felt, wont see it comming, its just BAM there. occasionally come when your with your bestfriend !

kayla:dudeeee, guess what!
chelsea:what ?!?!
kayla:I JUST INVISAJIZZED!

invisajizz by kaystack,cgriff November 22, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008