Intoxicunt 

N. Usually refers to one who is drunk and acting desperately for the insertion of a penis. Often someone elses boyfriend and/or his friends.

Are you kidding? Of course she does, look at her; she's an intoxicunt.

Intoxicunt by Megasaurus.littlehouse November 5, 2010

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intoxicate  

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.

Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007

Intoxicating 

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.

Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.

Intoxicating by Shahan March 31, 2008

intoxicurious 

When one suddenly becomes bicurious after a few drinks.

Girls always want to pash eachother when they are drunk because they are intoxicurious.

intoxicurious by nipuL October 25, 2005

Intoxicationship 

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

Intoxicationship by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004