intoxicunted 

When a typically demure and kind female turns into a complete and total bitch after a few drinks.

A: Last night at the bar, Jane told me she was glad my mom died.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.

intoxicunted by eo83 February 19, 2012

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

rim soft INTOXICATED 

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

rim soft INTOXICATED by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

Intoxicated 

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

Intoxicated by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004

Bi-intoxicated

When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.

“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;

Bi-intoxicated by Brockinator August 1, 2022

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) 

To be forever drunk.

Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) by Dirtee D March 31, 2007