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Intoxecuted 

1. To die by purposeful intoxication, usually by alcohol. This includes but is not limited to, car accidents, suicide, accidental fires, assassin chickens, accidental suicide, and etc.

2. To accidentally cause the death of another through your own intoxication.
Jeff intoxecuted himself with a fifth of liquor and two cheap burritos.

The girl was intoxecuted by Jeff moments before his own intoxecution.
Intoxecuted by Ninja Tim December 22, 2008
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dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicunted 

When a typically demure and kind female turns into a complete and total bitch after a few drinks.
A: Last night at the bar, Jane told me she was glad my mom died.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.
intoxicunted by eo83 February 19, 2012

rim soft INTOXICATED 

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak
"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

Intoxicated 

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

Bi-intoxicated

When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.
“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
Bi-intoxicated by Brockinator August 1, 2022