Intoxicaunt

A more severe form of the word inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt can be identified at family gatherings as any woman who has taken her inebriation to the point of intoxication, generally through years of practice.

This term is another feminine form of Druncle, however a more severe case.

For example, while a 35 year old niece who has downed a bottle of red wine may be dancing like crazy all by herself and be considered an inebriaunt, if she was 55, had drained two bottles of red wine and several martinis, and is standing outside smoking her 10th cigarette looking remarkably composed she may be considered an "intoxicaunt". Unlike an inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt generally has much more long term commitment to her roll at family gatherings.

by Crash II January 15, 2009

intoxicunted

When a typically demure and kind female turns into a complete and total bitch after a few drinks.

A: Last night at the bar, Jane told me she was glad my mom died.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.

by eo83 February 19, 2012

intoxicuntion

A condition where, when intoxicated, one becomes tactless, abrasive or otherwise inconsiderate to those around them. Property damage, brutal "honesty" and other forms of general asshattery are common symptoms.

Last night, Johnny took a dump in a mop bucket and started telling Antonio that his girlfriend was really a whore anyway. he was suffering from intoxicuntion.

by kingofspin July 23, 2016

Intoxicunt

N. Usually refers to one who is drunk and acting desperately for the insertion of a penis. Often someone elses boyfriend and/or his friends.

Are you kidding? Of course she does, look at her; she's an intoxicunt.

by Megasaurus.littlehouse November 5, 2010

intoxicaited

–adjective
1. DRUNK BEE-OTCH
2. affected by a substance that intoxicates; drunk; inebriated.
3. mentally or emotionally exhilarated.

Latin in origin. Emphasis on the GIN.

Caitland just hit on a fire crotched midget.... she is so intoxicaited.

by Land of Cait October 10, 2008

intoxicuted

Drinking so much alcohol that a dude or chick is passable as being cute.

I got so intoxicuted that every body in the bar was looking cute.

by missadream October 16, 2011