Intoxicating 

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.

Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.

Intoxicating by Shahan March 31, 2008

Intoxicating foreskin 

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I ate intoxicating foreskin for dinner

Intoxicating foreskin by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022

Intoxicating foreskin 

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I love intoxicating foreskin

Intoxicating foreskin by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intoxicationship 

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

Intoxicationship by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

Anal intoxication by Screechingmu March 6, 2008

premature intoxication 

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

premature intoxication by 2dguy December 9, 2008