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Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.
Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Intoxicam 

Videos you find on your phone the next day from a night you can't remember
"Did I really hit that last night? "
" I don't know let's review the intoxicam"
Intoxicam by yolocrayboy September 16, 2016

Intoxicating 

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.
Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.
Intoxicating by Shahan March 31, 2008

Intoxicationship 

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.
She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

intoxicamein 

All I know is, I was dancing one minute and kevin’d The next. So you know I was intoxicamein
intoxicamein by Talentshowho January 10, 2019