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interpission 

When your significant other gets up during a movie to take a whizz (as she has a walnut sized bladder) then comes back incessantly asking "what I miss"???

Sorry about yer luck pal, guess.
Right in the middle of a key scene, Vicky gets up for an interpission, missing the plot twist!
interpission by Pappyrhino October 15, 2017

Interpissen 

Verb: During the course of pooping your poop stops to urinate and then continue your bowel movement. The intermission of pissing during a shit session.
While pooping your anus tightens for release of urine. Once completion your anus relaxes and your poop continues.

I had shit so bad but I drank so much I had an Interpissen.
Interpissen by Morningrelease April 30, 2012

intervines 

Analogous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!
The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.

"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines
intervines by tbonaz April 13, 2008

Interlifespan Relations 

A sexual relationship between a living human being and an ethereal being. Considered quite classy, but not as stylish as a cat wearing a tuxedo.
To have interlifespan relations, one must believe in apparitions.