intervines 

Analogous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!

The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.

"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines

intervines by tbonaz April 13, 2008

internester

Someone having set up cozy comfortable places for themself all over the internet, so you can always find them there day or night at anytime.

If you are online twenty four seven you may be an internester.

internester by jpg3 November 11, 2011

internest 

The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.

1. Hey were's Jane tonight?
Oh she didn't want to leave her internest.

2. Tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.

internest by angrywhiteflag November 9, 2009

Indian Interview 

The Indian habit of interviewing everyone they meet for information on their family, including parents' jobs, income, number of siblings, plans for the future, possible marriageability, etc. They will find out everything and then decide if you are the type of person they want their kids to hang out with.

"Wow, Simran! That car ride with your mom was crazy."

"Haha, sorry bro. Did she give you the Indian Interview?"

Indian Interview by ShaZzaRD February 11, 2010

job interview 

A process in which arrogant recruiters deny themselves the benefits of many talented, capable, candidates due to an unfair screening process that in absolutely no way reflects the everyday job situation or assesses the skills required to succeed.

A talented person who had produced major growth in his previous company and had 5 years of experience in C# got a rejection after a job interview in which the recruiter said he was not skilled enough to do the job. This was because they asked questions on language concepts that are rarely used in C# and gave a brainteaser algorithm to code up in a 15 minute time limit without a compiler or computer.

job interview by Boxcar Bob April 28, 2008

interfenestration 

The space between two windows.

The interfenestration was two inches/three meters/a mile/pi radians.

interfenestration by echjman May 30, 2005

Internesting 

A cocoon of blankets and pillows you bury yourself in whilst spending long periods of time on the internet

even though her friends were going out, Sally would rather spend her weekend Internesting.

Internesting by Super_Pooper_Loser October 12, 2016