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to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

INTERNECTUAL 

INTERNECTUAL is the description of one who operates and enhances his and her intellect on the internet.
M A Y B E he or she is an INTERNECTUAL who keeps his/her mind moving faster and faster ALL OVER the UNIVERSE.
INTERNECTUAL by FABARM October 26, 2018

ass interference 

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking
"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."
ass interference by kium December 8, 2007

run interference 

to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but not directly assisting in the task.

From American Football where certain players are detailed to prevent the opposing team from tackling the palyer with the ball, by interfering with them.
a:"How am I gonna get these Playboys into the house while mom's there?"
b:"You go round the kitchen door, I'll run interference by showing her the job I did on the lawn"

Intercepting 

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!
Intercepting by pujneet November 2, 2010

interexplijective 

a word with an explitive interjected in the middle for dramatic effect.
This year's fireworks were unbefuckinglievable.
interexplijective by Rick Mueller November 4, 2003