6 definitions by Apoch Ghost

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Ad Hocker: When you have sex from the back doggy style and your both watching internet porn and an ad shows up before both you and the partner orgasm, then can't because the ad just turned you both off.
That was an ad hocker, now I can't finish
by Apoch Ghost October 03, 2019
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Noud: A higher form of knowlege and thought, a term usually used in place of intelligence, on the internet.
I have reached a higher form of intellegence, after reading that post.
by Apoch Ghost January 27, 2019
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Acronym: High Velocity Anal Pounding - usually used when an internet troll is in the act of trolling, where by breaking the other users it has engaged with, willingness to fight back.
I just gave HVAP after that comment.
by Apoch Ghost December 26, 2018
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Verb: Being in the act of recovering from the great toilet paper apocalypse of 2020.

Definition: Recovering from the toilet paper apocalypse of 2020. Where the only speech you have left is a mumble, and words become hard.
Most people in the IT industry are in revovery at this moment. After setting up Disaster Revovery Preparations.
by Apoch Ghost March 19, 2020
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Verb: The act of chasing someone around with a raging hard boner, in hopes to get some kind of a response.

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Noun: A raging hard boner that is chasing someone around in hopes to get some kind of a response.
I am going bonar on that, just activated my bonar after seeing that.
by Apoch Ghost January 17, 2019
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