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Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?
Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instafront 

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.
A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.

Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.

The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.

I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
instazone by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018

Instapretty

A person who is attractive in their social media pics but in the flesh doesn't live up to the hype.
- Did you see Fred's new girls profile pic? She is piff

- Nah mate, saw her in town the other day and she ain't anything special. She instapretty
Instapretty by IceyT August 19, 2016