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Instaposer
NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017
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instaboner
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005
Instapoet
Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
instagoggles
When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.
-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.
- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.
- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.
instagoggles by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012
instazone
A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.
Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.
I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
instazone by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018
instabonerific
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009
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