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instarone 

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig
This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".
instarone by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

instafronting 

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram and making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

instagrowth 

Instagrowth is growth or gain of a persons Instagram followers.
This new technology from legacygrowth.org uses instagrowth to help people gain real followers.
instagrowth by Bobby Bryant July 25, 2018

instafronting 

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

instagranted 

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.
Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026