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instarone 

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig
This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".
instarone by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

instafronting 

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram and making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

instagrowth 

Instagrowth is growth or gain of a persons Instagram followers.
This new technology from legacygrowth.org uses instagrowth to help people gain real followers.
instagrowth by Bobby Bryant July 25, 2018

instafronting 

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

instagranted 

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.
Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026