Instapoet

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Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

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Instahoe

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

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instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

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Instaposer

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

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Instagret

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.

"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"

Instagret by Be Ess March 16, 2013

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Instawet

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.

She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.

Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

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Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention

Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right

Instahoe by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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