Instapoet

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

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Instahoe

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

by JwuGing July 13, 2012

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instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

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Instaposer

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

by timentes May 29, 2017

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Instagret

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.

"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"

by Be Ess March 16, 2013

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