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Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?
Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018
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Instahoe 

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram
"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"
Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

instahoes 

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person
We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes
instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

Instagret 

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.
"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"
Instagret by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Instawet 

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.
She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.
Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

Instahoe 

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention
Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right
Instahoe by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018