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Perverse instantiation 

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.
Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
Perverse instantiation by Davidsea December 4, 2016

instantanus

When someone farts and you smell it right away.
For example " Damn Ricardo that fart was loud...yeah and I smelled it instantanusly.
instantanus by Seabag November 6, 2014

instantaneous orgasm 

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.
John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

Instantainiosityiniatorisity 

Instantainiosityiniatorisity is correctly used in the context of person doing a thing over and over again without stopping.
Guy: I have been playing this game non-stop for weeks now!
Dude: Man. I think you have Instantainiosityiniatorisity.
Guy: Yeah probably.

Perverse Instantiation 

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
Define perverse instantiation

instantaneous hornification 

The act of instantly becoming horny
le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION