Instadip
When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.
Instadip by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010
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Instadick
Instadick by Authoratorous April 24, 2015
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instanip
Yo bro I saw a girl walk out her apartment today and it was so cold she instanipped and almost cut through her shirt.
instanip by Tigergoroar September 15, 2013
Instadicted
To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!
Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!
Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?
Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!
Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.
Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?
Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!
Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.
Instadicted by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010
Instadisconnect
The act of disconnecting a chat on Omegle of Chat Roulette immediately after the first word is said.
Instadisconnect by the writer formerly known as n August 13, 2011
instarip
instarip by mikeyloooooooo October 19, 2013
InstaDisa
The moment you meet a somebody from Instagram for the first time and you see they are nothing like the fake profile they have created for themselves.
InstaDisa by JohnnyBravo_JK January 22, 2018
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