InstaDisa 

The moment you meet a somebody from Instagram for the first time and you see they are nothing like the fake profile they have created for themselves.

I meet this girl and from Instagram and I had InstaDisa. Looked nothing like there pictures!

InstaDisa by JohnnyBravo_JK January 22, 2018

instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.

attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.

instapissed by atver28 September 7, 2011

Instaissance Era

the era of time in which an Instagram user experiences a rapid increase in likes per picture on each of their posts. The Instaissance Era is generally followed by a dramatic increase in posts by the user and concludes with a steady decline in likes per picture as posts become repetitive and mediocre.

Dude: "Wow, ever since Jenny got hot she's been getting a fuck-ton of likes on all her IG pics."
Chick: "Yeah, we've fersure entered her Instaissance Era."

Instaissance Era by cpv_13 March 2, 2015

Instadick 

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

Instadick by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

insteadigator 

Like an instigator always has a plan, the insteadigator never wants to stick to the plan.

We were all supposed to meet at McHoulihan's Irish Pub but Jen is such an insteadigator we had to switch to Shotzi's Beer Haus.

insteadigator by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

instadeath 

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

instadeath by GGK78 May 16, 2013

AOL InstaKiss 

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.

"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."

AOL InstaKiss by loop zoop August 7, 2011