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Instabaiting 

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.
Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.
Instabaiting by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.
Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!
Instabate by missachan400 May 26, 2010

Instabaked 

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"
Instabaked by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

Instapated 

Horny, wanting sexual activity
Everytime I see her, I become instapated.

Instalated 

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.
I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.
Instalated by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019

Instabates

The combination of the words; Instant + debates. To have a short term debate or discussion on the platform instabates.com

At Instabates.com, we believe in the power of anonymous debate to foster dialogue, challenge perspectives, and build understanding. Our platform provides a dynamic space where users can engage in instant debates, chat with others, share stories, news, confessions, urgent information, secret sales, discounts on items, new album releases, and much more. With our innovative points and badge system, we aim to enhance the user experience, making every interaction rewarding and enjoyable.
I am an expert instabater who won many instabates on instabates.com
Instabates by Instabates.com April 1, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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