instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.

- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham

by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015

instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014

instaham

An app where you take pictures of cured meats, preferably ham

Russel: "Check out that ham bro."
Alex: "I'm totally going to instaham that!"

by ClubCracker October 5, 2012

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield

Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!

by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021

Instahard

For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).

"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"

by Vinni-V February 16, 2010

Instafamous

A person who's famous on the popular app Instagram because they have thousands of followers. Person is usually a pretty girl who posts a thousand pictures of her face or whatever food she's eating. May include pictures of other people's food

That girl's instafamous, she's got like 10k followers!

by Big Daddy N September 25, 2012