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instafire 

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
instafire by Mattsolit February 24, 2006
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Insfires 

A Yoongi way to come back when someone hurts your feeling. Also, another way to say Inspires in a BTS or KPOP way.
Friend: Stop listening to Chinese peoples
Me: Insfires man
Insfires by bEyONd The banGtan August 17, 2017

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instafart 

A powerful fart, immediately filling the room with a terrible smell.
We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.
Instafart by Willybeee August 16, 2014

Instagret 

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.
"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"
Instagret by Be Ess March 16, 2013

instafront 

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.

Instacream 

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you
Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream
Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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