What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.
Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.
by Big Tom September 04, 2007
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What people say when referring to a guy falling off something while smashing
Well you see he fell just when it was getting good
by Coochiesnatcher69 February 24, 2019
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