instahot

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.

Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.

by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016

instahot

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.

Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..

by TFS August 18, 2005

InstaThot

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.

Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"

by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Instahoe

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

by JwuGing July 13, 2012

instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

instaholic

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7

That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.

by malima August 19, 2014

Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011