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Insel2 by 0sex9 June 10, 2019
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Insel Affe

Pejorative term used for referring to residents of United Kingdom. Term of german origin that literally means "island ape".
Hans: Werfluchte Briten! Sie kommen hier und betrinken und wirken wie sie eigenen unsere Stadt.
Friedrich: Zum Hölle mit diesen Insel Affen.

Inselphiliation 

Inselphiliation is the the action of having sexual intercourse with the yourself, but your other self is the opposite gender.
Inselphiliation - When Logan came across himself as a female, they instantly knew what they were to do. They went home with each other, or themselves, if you will, and did kinky shite.

Inselphilia 

Inverse Self-philia; The feeling of deep affection towards the opposite gender version of yourself.
I think I might have Inselphilia!
Inselphilia by Blue_Sphinx October 19, 2014

Inselfilitis 

Pronounced (in-self-ah-lite-iss)

Mental condition by which the afflicted assumes that their, opinion or point of view is is the only "correct" one. Basis for the disease is that the sufferer can't comprehend that someone else might think differently than they do about a subject.
Tim: "Have you ever noticed, that in a conversation, Ollie becomes overly insistent on his take in the matter?" "He'll come at you with both barrels if your opinion differs from his."

Ned: "Yeah, well that's because Ollie was born with Inselfilitis, he has a one track mind.
Inselfilitis by C.A. Stallworth April 25, 2006

inself joke 

An Inside joke that you have with yourself, and no-one else.
Typical of people with no friends or imaginary friends.
Person 1: 'heeheehee... Yoga Pants...'
Person 2: 'what are you laughing at?'
Person 1: 'Inself Joke dude... heeheeehee.'
Person 2: 'weirdo'
Person 3: 'I bet he has no friends.'
inself joke by ToastedUnicorn December 1, 2013

inselberg 

An inselberg is an unattractive, creepy, horny teenage boy who will blatantly ask a girl for nudes or to have intercourse with him. He always fantasizes about fucking girls that are way out of his league. He always sends suggestive pictures to girls on his "hit list". An Inselberg will also creepily stare at girls and make awkward conversations and repeatedly touch them. An Inselberg will also give girls rides home with intentions of getting road head, or ask to take them somewhere disclosed in the hopes of getting laid. Despite and inselbergs efforts, he will not succeed as he is an ugly ass fucker and has no friend becuase of his creepy actions towards women.
Joe "that kids such an Inselberg"
Frank "yeah did you hear about the snapchats he sent to Megan?"
Joe: "yeah he's probably gonna try to rape her with his tiny dick"
inselberg by Slayerboy97 January 31, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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