Inples 

Inples- Inverted nipples, almost like dimples where your nipples are. Usually, tweak heads store heart worm medication in the hole of her inple.

Dude, did you see her inples, you could tell she had heart worm meds in them cuz she kept fucking scratching them and shit.

Inples by Vein Girl August 10, 2008

Key inpeesert 

When returning home and inserting the key coincides perfectly with the sense of immediate peeing which did not exist at all before. Some times makes you pretend walking while remaining at the same geographic coordinates. A combination of the words insert and pee.

Dude, key inpeesert is the worst thing to happen when wearing my salopeta and my ballet leotard. End of story.

Key inpeesert by magnoliatangerine April 14, 2011

Joe Ingles

The man who jingles other people
the GOAT of basketball
greatest 3 point shooter ever
Uh oh, you just got jingled!

You just punched me in the face? You're gonna get jingled by Joe Ingles!
You know Joe Ingles? He's such a good basketball player!

Joe Ingles by get_jingled_69 September 27, 2019

No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles is the best school in Monterrey, Mexico. All of their students are very happy on this school. It is the richest school ever. The students that attend this school are all spoiled and are a piece of shit. Everyone pretends to be so nice when in reality they backstab each other.

Boy 1: That girl really backstabbed her friend

Boy 2: I bet she is from Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles by mexicanschools October 24, 2019

ingléspañol 

spanish for spanglish

no puedo hablar inglés bien. entonces hablo ingléspañol con los americanos

ingléspañol by nerm November 16, 2004

no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

no hablo ingles by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010