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;one who embodies a deep perversion for the inverted nipple/nipple’s. ;a inverted nipple/Nipple’s pervert. ;a fetish for inverted nipple’s
Helga: My mans a total Inpert, he loves to suck em till they pop out like like a one of them Popper toys, & as soon as they flip script he’s at full attention!
Ursula: Well your lucky because Ol A.A. over here has a Dirty fetish to but it has nothing to do with Nipples isn’t that right Angus?!
Anus:🤷🏻 ♂️

Helga: What’s A.A. Stand for anyways?
Ursala: Anus Angus😒.
Helga:🤭Ohhhhhhhhh
Inpert by Vendetta Fist July 4, 2021
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The opposite of an expert. A person who is boldly trying something new without any prior skill or fear of failure.
I have no idea how to code this app yet, I'm totally inpert, but I'm going to figure it out!
inpert by Dr_SiD January 14, 2026

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

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What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here) 

A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
A polite term used in the 1950s and early 1960s to describe a male who is sexually attracted to his fellow men. It is a term that is rarely used today.
‘Lionel’s a fantastic hairdresser - he’s just a bit of an invert, that’s all! ‘
Invert by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

intertrump 

The act of speak over some one when its there turn to speak. This is more common in debates and politics. This can be simply "wrong!" or "She's a liar, look at her" which then is argued by "Let her speak"
She triggered him so much, that he intertrumped her, making him a meme.

When Donald became president, he will intertrump every time the president of China or Mexico talks.
intertrump by MinesomeMC November 14, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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