Infertiles
They only invited the infertiles over to the house warming at their new house because they didn't want it trashed by kids.
Infertiles by rocketrex May 10, 2010
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Dominant and infertile by Imjaelol August 20, 2021
Infertility
A medical condition that affects one in seven couples yet isn't widely talked about. It can be both life changing and devastating. It can be caused by male or female factors or a combination of the two. Sometimes there is no explanation.
Most of us spend a long time trying not to get pregnant and then assume that we will become pregnant very quickly when we decide the time is right. For 15% of us it will take longer than a year and many of these will seek the assistance of treatments like Clomid, IUI or IVF to try and make it happen.
For some it seems worthwhile going through arduous treatments in order to keep hope alive and for others it makes more sense to accept the situation and move on as a childless couple. Some will seek to have children through donor gametes or by adoption.
There is support out there on websites and in support groups where you can talk to others who are in similar situations; people who understand.
Most of us spend a long time trying not to get pregnant and then assume that we will become pregnant very quickly when we decide the time is right. For 15% of us it will take longer than a year and many of these will seek the assistance of treatments like Clomid, IUI or IVF to try and make it happen.
For some it seems worthwhile going through arduous treatments in order to keep hope alive and for others it makes more sense to accept the situation and move on as a childless couple. Some will seek to have children through donor gametes or by adoption.
There is support out there on websites and in support groups where you can talk to others who are in similar situations; people who understand.
Infertility by Little Miss Me September 30, 2010
infernites
the crazy punk rock and gypsy kids that congregate in mass numbers to beat the fuck out of each other and sing their hearts out at world inferno friendship society shows. they often know every line and know exactly when to do the "claw" the especially devout ones will wear fancy suits and vintage party dresses to inferno shows only to get them shredded and doused in cheap wine and beer. some infernites even hold personal acquaintance with the band members
October 31st is Hallowmas which is the night all of the best infernites congregate and celebrate a holiday with no christians or martyrs involved.
infernites by terricloth August 20, 2006
infertile
infertile by Your briefcase October 19, 2010
dominant and infertile
dominant and infertile by li4r August 7, 2021
infertilversary
infertilversary by lawpotter May 22, 2005
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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