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Infertiles 

These are all your friends that don't have kids yet or have chosen to never have kids.
They only invited the infertiles over to the house warming at their new house because they didn't want it trashed by kids.
Infertiles by rocketrex May 10, 2010
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Dominant and infertile 

Person 1: bestie you look submissive and breedable

Person 2: actually I’m dominant and infertile

Infertility 

A medical condition that affects one in seven couples yet isn't widely talked about. It can be both life changing and devastating. It can be caused by male or female factors or a combination of the two. Sometimes there is no explanation.

Most of us spend a long time trying not to get pregnant and then assume that we will become pregnant very quickly when we decide the time is right. For 15% of us it will take longer than a year and many of these will seek the assistance of treatments like Clomid, IUI or IVF to try and make it happen.

For some it seems worthwhile going through arduous treatments in order to keep hope alive and for others it makes more sense to accept the situation and move on as a childless couple. Some will seek to have children through donor gametes or by adoption.

There is support out there on websites and in support groups where you can talk to others who are in similar situations; people who understand.
Infertility deserves more attention and awareness.

Stay strong xxx
Infertility by Little Miss Me September 30, 2010

infernites 

the crazy punk rock and gypsy kids that congregate in mass numbers to beat the fuck out of each other and sing their hearts out at world inferno friendship society shows. they often know every line and know exactly when to do the "claw" the especially devout ones will wear fancy suits and vintage party dresses to inferno shows only to get them shredded and doused in cheap wine and beer. some infernites even hold personal acquaintance with the band members
October 31st is Hallowmas which is the night all of the best infernites congregate and celebrate a holiday with no christians or martyrs involved.
infernites by terricloth August 20, 2006

infertile 

Infertile mean's someone who can not get pregnant.
infertile by Your briefcase October 19, 2010

dominant and infertile 

dominant and infertile by li4r August 7, 2021

infertilversary 

Anniversary of time, place or circumstance under which one discovers he/she/it is infertile.
I need to get really drunk tonight, because it is our infertilversary.
infertilversary by lawpotter May 22, 2005
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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