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Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.
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timber inline™️ 

A turm used by those who can smash n who like to zip tie there Frenemies For the fuck of It!! Who turn on you so now want to see them fall by knocking them at the knees w “hi powered Co2 guns for the fun of it ! Cuz we can!!😂🤣🖕
Hay dog you ready to go take care of our timber inline™️
timber inline™️ by k187c February 2, 2020

Incinerate 

It is one thing to 'Roast' someone (to make comedic value, and a different thing to 'burn' someone (not funny). To incinerate is to completely destroy them because of their immoral behaviour
I fucking incinerated them
Incinerate by LuckyDay😉 August 29, 2017

inline skater

Someone who goes on Inline skates either for Artistic skating, speed skating or (most comonly) Agressive skating (sorry if I missed any out).

I really don't get why so many skaters have a problem with inline skaters. I do both. Stereotpically we both listen to the same music, wear the same clothes and are discriminated against by townies. The skate park's big enough for the both of us. I admit, inline sakting is easier than skating for the most part, but personally I found dropping in on a quarter for the first time a lot more nerve racking on my inlines than my board. You can jump off a board but on inlines you've just got to keep going. They are both good, fun extreme sports.
Why can't we all just get along????
inline skater by Jennie November 19, 2004

inging the puds

For Females; The act of stuffing pudding into the vagina as a means of masturbation. Works best usually after being chilled.
She took the rice pudding my mom made and was Inging the Puds with it!
inging the puds by Kalann August 7, 2007

Infineth 

First, second, third, thirtieth, two ninety first, a millionth, hundred billionth. Infineth is the a word to express the position of infinite in a countable series of things.
Plato: How many attempts does humanity have to crack the puzzle of life?
Einstein: I don't think that's countable.
Bhakta: True. But, when someone solves it, I think it'll seem like the infineth attempt to us.
Infineth by Knows how Colbert feels January 26, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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