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intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007
Word of the Day on May 25, 2010

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.
Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.
driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

insexicated 

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.
They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.
insexicated by Cairopractor March 25, 2008

intexicated

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

intexticated 

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.
intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009

intexticated 

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.
John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.
intexticated by Industries February 15, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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