Intosticated 

A state of intoxication characterised by loss of the ability to cross the road

Nah man, she's just intosticated

Intosticated by Maccacentric October 4, 2010

intotsicated 

Its similar to being intoxicated but instead really drunk on 2 drinks. While intotsicated you may be extremely giddy, silly, or anything that ends in iddy or illy.

Damn..you see that girl over there? She drank like 2 drinks and is intotsicated!

intotsicated by E Ricky July 8, 2010

intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

intexticated 

Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009